Tagged by the Tequila Specialist
MG tagged my pirate ass to list 10 weird things about myself. She even gave me #1 so I only have to come up with 9 on my own. Let's see how that works out shall we?
1) Not a single drop of Tequila has been consumed on the Tequila Tour as of yet. (blasphemy)
2) This pirate owns neither a parrot, a hook or a ship. (does that count as 3?)
3) I sometime refer to myself now as Billy, speaking in the third person.
4) I constantly warn Sweetpea and Babygirl about the dangers of boys and tell them to stay away from them, all the while thinking of the injustice I am dealing to my breathern. tfb
5) When a boy does show up at my house I talk about my shotguns.
6) The phrase "condoms, condoms, condoms" is frequently heard at our dinner table.
7) The boys who show up here call me Mr. ______, I think they do it to make me feel old. little bastards
8) I have said publicly that I'd rather my daughters be lesbians than vegetarians.
9) I thoroughly inspect my food before eating it, it must pass the smell test. Right GE?
10) I've grown rather attached to all of my blogger mateys. Garrr.
SO. MG, how did I do?
1) Not a single drop of Tequila has been consumed on the Tequila Tour as of yet. (blasphemy)
2) This pirate owns neither a parrot, a hook or a ship. (does that count as 3?)
3) I sometime refer to myself now as Billy, speaking in the third person.
4) I constantly warn Sweetpea and Babygirl about the dangers of boys and tell them to stay away from them, all the while thinking of the injustice I am dealing to my breathern. tfb
5) When a boy does show up at my house I talk about my shotguns.
6) The phrase "condoms, condoms, condoms" is frequently heard at our dinner table.
7) The boys who show up here call me Mr. ______, I think they do it to make me feel old. little bastards
8) I have said publicly that I'd rather my daughters be lesbians than vegetarians.
9) I thoroughly inspect my food before eating it, it must pass the smell test. Right GE?
10) I've grown rather attached to all of my blogger mateys. Garrr.
SO. MG, how did I do?
posted by Billy at 12:31 PM
12 Comments:
Hahahaha, I love how four through eight have to do with your girls...um..."doing it." What a great protective dad! :)
Billy, well done!
(I love that you refer to me as the Tequila Specialist now... I solemnly vow to uphold my duties as such)
The list rocked, although #9's not weird at all, I say you should always inspect what's going in your mouth, right?
awww.... MG's equally attached to you, as I'm sure all your blogger stalkers, umm.... friends are too ;)
Have a great weekend!
ROFLMFAO You talk about shotguns to your daughters boyfriends. That is too funny! I understand though God do I! I have two daughters both of which are absolutely beautiful. The 16 year old is now on her fourth boyfriend. Ugh! I wish they were still under ten! I really really do!
Hugs
Des
My Dad used to freak out the fellas I brought home, by not saying anything at all. He'd just sit there looking all menacing like, staring at them. What they didn't realize, was that my Dad just isn't much of a talker, to strangers, and he really wasn't trying very hard to be menacing...just watching them trying to get a feel for them.
But beware Billy, the one fella my Dad actually liked, was the very that a girls' Mama warns her about. He was really quite charming...in front of parents, but privately...LOOK OUT!
Just so you know...
You refer to yourself in the third person...
Oh, Billy...
;-)
We've grown attached to you, too, Pirate.
In fact, GE mentioned we might get a group discount for the therapy you mentioned to Erika? :D
Billy--what cracks me up about this is that none of those things are really "weird."
Except maybe the "condoms, condoms, condoms" discussion at the dinner table. LOL
You're such a cute dad!
Will you tag me? Please, please, please??
Please?
LOL Great list! No Tequila though!!! I am getting worried about you!
That's it! We're going out to have Tequila! But, first we have to smell it! LOL
When guys showed up at my house, my brother would also conveniently be around. The first thing they'd say when they left was, "Your dad and brother are huge!"
Whatever works, Pirate! *wink
ummm....isn't it freebooby tuesday?
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