Friday, July 21, 2006

Fuck You! Friday


Been waiting all week for this one my peeps.

Y'all know that Billy got his bizness started a couple months ago, besides making it work he also kept his day job. Gotta have that regular paycheck to keep things floating while the new one picks up ya know. Anyway, balancing the two has been a chore.

The new effort has a couple of employees, one is the soon to be ex son-in-law of a "friend" of Billy's. The looming divorce has been fraught with turmoil and chaos and animosity, which one may normally expect. See, the wife of said employee left said employee with the two kids, ages 2 and 1, and booked to Cali with another man. Nasty, nasty phone calls and text messages between the parties escalated into a major custody battle with the in-laws, Billy's old buddy.

The custody battle has turned into baseless allegations of child abuse, drug use and all around bullshit. The in-laws have turned to anything that would possibly hurt the employee of Billy's. Including calling Billy's day job employer, hassling Billy day and night and calling various state agencies to report Billy's biz for any number of different violations from improper licensing to hunting alligators without a permit.

Monday things went straight to hell when Billy's day time boss called asking questions about insurance coverages and such. Apparently they had received an anonymous phone call stating that I was in biz and not properly operating and the requisite state agencies would be contacted. The pirate was puzzled at first then the boss played the message, instantly I knew who it was. BASTARD!

This man I have known, drank with, smoked the ganja with, hung with, traded advice with, etc. for the last 5 years or so was dissing me, not only to my boss but to any agancy with jurisdiction. Why? Wasn't but a couple of months ago, this "friend" had a stroke, at 41 mind you, and when he was down who loaned him a couple thousand dollars to see him through? Yeah, me. And now he's fucking with me? Not only me but my family... If the day job was to go kaput just yet, the new biz wouldn't quite support the family and Billy would be in some serious shit.

I called said friend who denied, catagorically, any wrong doing. Over and over he told me he would never do anything like that, tried to blame it on the son-in-law. That is until I told him I had a copy of the voice mail, a voice mail that was undeniably him. Once confronted with that he slowly admitted to it. Mumbling something about he was just trying to get to see his grandkids. This fucking guy makes a series of calls that could ruin my life and that of my family and tells me he is just trying to see his grandkids???!!!??? FUCKWAD.

The son-in-law has a restraining order against the inlaws from the abuse allegation stunt, that order also includes his place of employment and employer. I have the voice mail on tape, a voice mail that besides pisses me right the fuck off, can also land him in jail. I'm not the kind but ya know what? After taking 4 days to cool off, today I decided to have him popped for violating that order. So, former friend of mine, today being Fuck You! Friday, this FUCK YOU IS FOR YOU. Expect the sheriff's office to come visit today you piece of shit mother fucker. Don't ever mess with the pirate's family you asshole!

Happy Fuck You! Friday to all.

24 Comments:

Blogger MG said...

Whoa, THAT deserves a thousand FUCK YOU's.

Damn it, makes me mad too.

It's so hard when us "nice" folk have to finally heave ho and give them what they deserve right?

Fucker.

10:07 AM  
Blogger MG said...

oh, sry, on another note, cool chair ;)

10:07 AM  
Blogger erika said...

MG is right!!! He crossed the line! Let me at him Billy!

10:18 AM  
Blogger lecram sinun said...

Wow! That's a a HUGE Fuuck You! Good Fuck You Friday to you!

10:37 AM  
Blogger Professor Fate said...

That is the most well deserved of "Fuck You"s. If he hadn't been a fuckwad he probably would have seen his grandkids.

I hope you've gotten your money back. If you haven't I see small claims court in your future.

Don't have seconds thoughts and feel guilty. That was a malicious cold hearted act without regard to any collateral damage it may have caused.

10:54 AM  
Blogger Green Eyes said...

OK, I'm riled up! Let me go kick their sorry asses! What the hell?

Damn, people like that make me mad! Fuckers!

Get him, Billy, I've got your back and I know there's more behind us!

11:15 AM  
Blogger Softball Slut said...

AH HAAAA a double fuck you today. They deserve it. And then to try and lie about? Stupid fuck yous to them! My bf's ex wife is pulling shit like this. I had to get her arrested for threatning to kill me because I met her kids. They'll get what they deserve. Dont they understand that they need to do the right thing for the sake of the kids? Asshats

11:43 AM  
Blogger airplanejayne said...

good thing you've got the voicemail.

11:46 AM  
Blogger Ms. M said...

What a fucktard! If he really knew you he wouldn't have fucked with the pirate! I hope he doesn't retaliate even harder! But, the law is on your side, he's proving to be someone who has no credibility and can't be trusted. Skeevy asswipe!

Good luck Billy. Hope it all works out for you!

2:13 PM  
Blogger Billy said...

The captain appreciates all the support from his loyal crew.

Asswipe, fucktard, ass hat, etc. all fit this guy now. Just goes to show you really never know some people.

I did get the money loaned back, about two months ago. Thought about maybe writing a tale of vengeance planned but that be kinda dumb, I mean what if it really happened...

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Harvey said...

Whew, I'll have to come back here for some of those words if someone jacks me around like that! Even when we have enough to do in our daily lives just to get by, along comes some prick messing where they shouldn't be. Hang tough young man, I like your style. from somewhere North of the Ohio river.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Philip said...

Billy,
Sorry for you, man. Reminds me of the Godfather. There's business and there's personal. And he's fucking with you on both levels. I'd say this guy needs a size 12 steel toe enema.
Happy Fuck You Friday
I hope things get better for you.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Lori said...

Why do people have to be like that bastard you got me all riled up too, Im with Green Eyes I got your back too.

3:10 PM  
Blogger Still Searching... said...

How awful hon, some people we call "friends", ugh.

Yeah, I think he deserves a great big fuck you. You know, I will take a lot of bullshit, but when it starts to involve my family...gloves are off baby!

5:50 PM  
Blogger Leigh said...

How can some one do that to a friend and then sleep at night. I am happy to hear you are not letting it go. Who needs enemies when you have friends like that.

Happy TGIF!! Have a great weekend.

9:48 PM  
Blogger April said...

Ah...love Fridays.

Damn...what an fucker. He doesn't want me to come kick his ass.

9:35 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Fuck the law. Let's get him.

10:32 PM  
Blogger TequilaGirl said...

That's fucking crazy! Why do people think that if they act like total assholes they will get what they want?

Sorry you're having to deal with this shit!

Great pic!

4:45 PM  
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