Fuck You! Friday

Been waiting all week for this one my peeps.

Y'all know that Billy got his bizness started a couple months ago, besides making it work he also kept his day job. Gotta have that regular paycheck to keep things floating while the new one picks up ya know. Anyway, balancing the two has been a chore.

The new effort has a couple of employees, one is the soon to be ex son-in-law of a "friend" of Billy's. The looming divorce has been fraught with turmoil and chaos and animosity, which one may normally expect. See, the wife of said employee left said employee with the two kids, ages 2 and 1, and booked to Cali with another man. Nasty, nasty phone calls and text messages between the parties escalated into a major custody battle with the in-laws, Billy's old buddy.

The custody battle has turned into baseless allegations of child abuse, drug use and all around bullshit. The in-laws have turned to anything that would possibly hurt the employee of Billy's. Including calling Billy's day job employer, hassling Billy day and night and calling various state agencies to report Billy's biz for any number of different violations from improper licensing to hunting alligators without a permit.

Monday things went straight to hell when Billy's day time boss called asking questions about insurance coverages and such. Apparently they had received an anonymous phone call stating that I was in biz and not properly operating and the requisite state agencies would be contacted. The pirate was puzzled at first then the boss played the message, instantly I knew who it was. BASTARD!

This man I have known, drank with, smoked the ganja with, hung with, traded advice with, etc. for the last 5 years or so was dissing me, not only to my boss but to any agancy with jurisdiction. Why? Wasn't but a couple of months ago, this "friend" had a stroke, at 41 mind you, and when he was down who loaned him a couple thousand dollars to see him through? Yeah, me. And now he's fucking with me? Not only me but my family... If the day job was to go kaput just yet, the new biz wouldn't quite support the family and Billy would be in some serious shit.

I called said friend who denied, catagorically, any wrong doing. Over and over he told me he would never do anything like that, tried to blame it on the son-in-law. That is until I told him I had a copy of the voice mail, a voice mail that was undeniably him. Once confronted with that he slowly admitted to it. Mumbling something about he was just trying to get to see his grandkids. This fucking guy makes a series of calls that could ruin my life and that of my family and tells me he is just trying to see his grandkids???!!!??? FUCKWAD.

The son-in-law has a restraining order against the inlaws from the abuse allegation stunt, that order also includes his place of employment and employer. I have the voice mail on tape, a voice mail that besides pisses me right the fuck off, can also land him in jail. I'm not the kind but ya know what? After taking 4 days to cool off, today I decided to have him popped for violating that order. So, former friend of mine, today being Fuck You! Friday, this FUCK YOU IS FOR YOU. Expect the sheriff's office to come visit today you piece of shit mother fucker. Don't ever mess with the pirate's family you asshole!

Happy Fuck You! Friday to all.