HNT - Explosive Edition

The Pirate + Jello Shots + Explosives =
Yeah, I know. It's really Friday. So I missed HNT. And apparently I was missed as well. Ya know, if I wasn't such a rough and tough and brazen and bold pirate I'd tell ya I was touched.
Thing is, I just haven't been near an internet connection.

What's really exploding here is the business. I told you guys it was gonna interfere with my blogging and here it comes... I just leased office space and have been getting moved in and building furniture and buying stuff and haven't been able to come out and play with my friends. Here's a pic of the new office. If you can find me there are cold Coronas in the fridge.

The main problem here is that my DSL won't be installed for another week. Not only is it keeping me from my blogger buddys it means when I'm home in the evenings I'm online working. Here's a pic of my new plan table, built it on the 4th of July before I blew myself apart with the fireworks. It still needs to have the finish applied but it looks good anyway, at least I think so.

Now, for HNT, I asked for some creative help and got many fine suggestions. Seems the girls want to see me with shot glasses of Tequila, naked with an expensive watch and someone mentioned the pirate's booty. Well, the current time shortage has prevented me from taking any new pics this week but I dug into the archives and found one of my fine ass. It's not what one might call a glamour shot, it was a slap at corporate America. Some of you who have been around for a while might recognize it as a repeat. To those folks I say, relax, get over it and wait til next week.

I do keep my promises, I may be late but hell - fucking off takes time. Take this for now and I do something for next week to make up for it.