FREE BOOBY TUESDAY

Yeah, I know, CP's gonna beat my pirate ass... I was supposed to find the boobs of her dreams and post'em for FBT. Didn't happen. Never got to it. "note to self" spend more time online looking for porn. BUT, then again, somehow just knowing that the beating's gonna come is exiting me a little bit - go figure... maybe I been hanging with Fab too long.

Anywho, we had another little party here. Big blow out celebration of Mr. Fab's Sexiest Male Blogger title. Corn syrup, boll weevils, skittles and lemurs, we indeed had it all. Best part was Fab performing oral on all the folks that voted for him. Next time I'll bet he's not such a whore for votes, a point of parlimentary procedure was enforced and not only did he have to blow me for my vote, he had to blow me for each and every one of my votes. Fucking rules, I should have been able to vote more than once a day - he'd still be here...

I digress.

We had a topless bartender here for the soiree, making good use of leftover campaign funds (thanks Pissy) and that's where we get to BOOBIES. Not that they were the only ones mind you, there was pairs everywhere to say the least, seems that these blogger chicks really have a difficult time keeping their shirts on. Bless their hearts, and the tequila. Between that and the table dancing I was probably violating a hundred zoning laws, luckily the neighbors had a good time too.

I'm wandering again...

Boobies, yes, boobies, that's it.

Oh yeah, the bartender, that's what I was talking about. More accurately her boobies anyway. So, before I get off topic again, guess what? It's FREEBOOBYTUESDAY!