Tuesday, June 06, 2006

TUESDAY!

Yet another Tuesday here in the Caribbean and time once more for FREEBOOBYTUESDAY.

The bloggers write - "Ya know Billy, I'd send you pics of my boobs to post but they don't compare to what you normally put up". To respond, I like to think that I post a variety of boobs, a veritable smorgasboard of breasteses, cuz I really like em all, really. And that means I'd like yours too.

Women and men are about alike when it comes to comparing body parts, 'cept it's a little tougher to compare johnsons than it is breasts. Mainly cause breasts, or BOOBIES, pretty much show no matter what you wear. Should your johnson be easily comparable you'll likely end up behind bars; that, in addition to snow is why I don't live in Ohio anymore, long story...

Girls, please realize this, we're boys, we love boobies; big, small, round, flat, pink nips, brown nips, whatever - to us they're beautiful. We may have our own likes and dislikes, we may prefer one type over another, but dammit if we can see boobs for free, we're gonna do it and we're gonna like it. And we're even gonna tell our friends..... "Hey George, you're never gonna believe this, I was over at the 7-11 and there was this chick who had this pink halter top on and her boob was hanging out!" George isn't gonna ask what it looked like, he's gonna say COOL! And then we're gonna go on and tell everybody else we see... Hell I even tell the wife, "honey guess what?"

So relax, Brazen Billy's FBT is not a competition, it's more of a Booby Trade Show. Where you can show them, get some feedback, share your treasures with the world and move on. I will personally delete any comments that I feel are out of bounds (although I don't believe in censorship) just to protect your delicate feelings. Bring em on ladies, be proud.

Now, on to the boobage...
Yeah, typically I edit out anything below the belt but no time today. If you're offended, too bad. Mmmmm, I'll have an order of medium please, lightly toasted.

10 Comments:

Blogger erika said...

Well Billy not only do I get to see boobies, I also get an education on what men think about boobs. I just want to say right now out loud in Blogland thank you.

1:24 PM  
Blogger MG said...

funny, but before I read your note about normal editing I was thinking "woo hoo, we got more than boobies"

you know, your post was great, one of those "Yeah, he's right" kinda posts...
speaking of which, WTF?
didn't you get my submission?
something must be wrong with your email ;)

1:43 PM  
Blogger Green Eyes said...

Billy Boy! How the hell are ya? Thanks for the edumacation today.

So, you like boobs, then?

Yeah, I was paying attention, I was still distracted by the sword!

1:51 PM  
Blogger Billy said...

I'm surprised... I kinda figured y'all knew about how boys felt about boobies, none the less - always happy to help. I don't think I've given away any real secret here.

MG, I've been checking my email every 3 minutes since your post - nuthin yet, but I'll keep checking. ;)

GE - really glad you liked the sword pic. Anytime you're ready to trade me back...

1:56 PM  
Blogger April said...

Wow...a post about boobs as well as getting to see some...:)

You know, I never knew that men liked boobs until you said so...Heh.

5:02 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Hmm...ya know, now that we have the same phone and all, maybe we ought to set it up so I get a text message every week as soon as the boobies are up... :)

8:10 PM  
Blogger Melanie said...

oh i am SO NOT offended. in fact. i want more of her. she's HOT! good grief. yummy!

9:25 PM  
Blogger Mistify said...

Billy girls love boobs too although some dont admit it. I personally thank you for brightening my Tuesday

10:18 PM  
Blogger whoami929 said...

Those are lovely! Why don't I find anything like that on the beach?

9:02 AM  
Blogger Haaaaaaa said...

Great pic. I love the way she is laying on her side. Feel free to not edit below belt again!

10:25 AM  

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