Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Now I know

Why some species eat their young.

The stories about Babygirl and her older man canot begin to compare to what her older sister has now perpetrated. She pulled a stunt on the school bus that has landed her a 10 day out of school suspension and possible criminal charges. FUCK.

I've spent more time "on the carpet" in the past week than I did during my entire high school career. And before you start, yeah, I pulled some crap in my day BUT nothing like this.

She was supposed to graduate mid year, as of today she's got 18 days of school left, hopefully.

I just wanna beat her with a 2 x 4, prolly wouldn't help her much but it would make me feel better. Alas, a loving, supporting father wouldn't do that, would he? So, just for once can I be the asshole Dad? Puhleeze?

Starting to think this is a great time for my mid-life crisis. There's a Porsche for sale down the street, and I can afford it. Of course it's a 1983 Targa, that's the only reason why...

Way too much drama, I'm really beginning to tire of it, seriously. I meant that. Can I have just one day, just one fucking day, without my life seeming like a fucking show on TNT - they're supposed to have the drama don't you know.

Who wants to run away with the Pirate??? It's getting to be that time.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

permission granted.

(the 2x4 thing, and the porsche)

6:04 PM  
Blogger beautiful face said...

..there is a sign right near my house that read's billy's beach...i really need to take a picture of it and send it to you!!

aka bellacara

9:35 PM  
Blogger KB said...

But of course I'd run away with a sexy pirate! :)

Hope things get better!

KB :)

11:07 AM  
Blogger ATLLG said...

holy shit...buy the Porsche and I'll do half ( shit I'll do all the driving you'll let me ) on the way to the Keys for a get-a-way!

But I am feeling some of your pain two teenage girls in the house sucks here sometimes as well.

This is payback since their car insurance is so much cheaper right?

1:18 PM  
Blogger Evening said...


Honest, the day will come when girls grow up and the drama becomes less frequent. Teenagers are just hard. Enlarge my pictures one of these days, I have raised three boys, you will see the evidence of the teen years etched around my eyes. Just hang on tight and it will be over in just a few years.


7:46 PM  
Anonymous Still Searching... said...

Ok, a loving supportive father wouldn't beat his daughter w/ a 2x4 hon, but a big stick maybe?

Sorry to hear about yer troubles. Sucking bigtime bobo fer sure.

WOOT! Count me in! Been ready to run away now for a little bit, just needed someone to run with! :-)

10:58 AM  

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