Whaddaya mean not a pirate?
A few comments have been made challenging Billy's status as a pirate apparently because he has a fondness for small furry woodland creatures and helps out anonymous damsels in distress. Now this causes me a great deal of anxiety, this is not good for a pirate.
For the record, I steal - glances at boobies, and pillage - the fridge, and hang out with nefarious characters - the ballarinas at the booby bars, and imbibe in alchoholic beverages, although I much rather prefer a certain export of Jamaica.
I've looked into alternate personas to maybe fit the image that has been defacto assigned to me by some of the readers here but this just doesn't have the same feel.
Having to wear that tin can on the beach would truly interfere with my ability to get a tan and bare feet just wouldn't go with the outfit. So I prefer to remain a pirate, even if just in my mind.
For the record, I steal - glances at boobies, and pillage - the fridge, and hang out with nefarious characters - the ballarinas at the booby bars, and imbibe in alchoholic beverages, although I much rather prefer a certain export of Jamaica.
I've looked into alternate personas to maybe fit the image that has been defacto assigned to me by some of the readers here but this just doesn't have the same feel.
Having to wear that tin can on the beach would truly interfere with my ability to get a tan and bare feet just wouldn't go with the outfit. So I prefer to remain a pirate, even if just in my mind.
posted by Billy at 10:35 AM
7 Comments:
Yeah, rum, that's it.
You are soooo from Detroit.
Damn TJ, don't sugar coat it or anything ok?
Oh no hon! You are a pirate, no doubt! You are a rogue, as pirates are, I can read between the lines. Yeah, so yer sweet too, a sweet rogue...most pirates are like that anyway. Little known fact. :-)
I like you as a pirate....
Thanks girls!
Take that TJ!
yo ho ho, biatch.
and MG, is that anything like the old line "i like you as a friend"?
LOL You are a pirate for sure. Especially if you like the ganja. You've just evolved into a modern day pirate, that's all. No shame there--being well rounded is a gift! ;-)
We love our pirate Billy! Garrrr
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