Friday, January 20, 2006

Whaddaya mean not a pirate?

A few comments have been made challenging Billy's status as a pirate apparently because he has a fondness for small furry woodland creatures and helps out anonymous damsels in distress. Now this causes me a great deal of anxiety, this is not good for a pirate.

For the record, I steal - glances at boobies, and pillage - the fridge, and hang out with nefarious characters - the ballarinas at the booby bars, and imbibe in alchoholic beverages, although I much rather prefer a certain export of Jamaica.

I've looked into alternate personas to maybe fit the image that has been defacto assigned to me by some of the readers here but this just doesn't have the same feel.

Having to wear that tin can on the beach would truly interfere with my ability to get a tan and bare feet just wouldn't go with the outfit. So I prefer to remain a pirate, even if just in my mind.


Blogger Laurie said...

Jamaican Rum? Oh yeah! :-)

11:12 AM  
Blogger Billy said...

Yeah, rum, that's it.

You are soooo from Detroit.

11:54 AM  
Blogger Belle said...

You're not a pirate, so THERE! Take down your skull and crossbones and post a picture of a lollipop 'cause all I see is that you're a sucker for a damzel in distress.

11:58 AM  
Blogger Billy said...

Damn TJ, don't sugar coat it or anything ok?

12:09 PM  
Blogger Still Searching... said...

Oh no hon! You are a pirate, no doubt! You are a rogue, as pirates are, I can read between the lines. Yeah, so yer sweet too, a sweet rogue...most pirates are like that anyway. Little known fact. :-)

12:27 PM  
Blogger MG said...

I like you as a pirate....

12:47 PM  
Blogger Billy said...

Thanks girls!

Take that TJ!

yo ho ho, biatch.

and MG, is that anything like the old line "i like you as a friend"?

12:52 PM  
Blogger KB said...

LOL You are a pirate for sure. Especially if you like the ganja. You've just evolved into a modern day pirate, that's all. No shame there--being well rounded is a gift! ;-)

We love our pirate Billy! Garrrr

1:09 PM  
Blogger Belle said...

Yo ho ho THIS you non-pirate sucker! HA!

11:17 PM  
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