Monday, March 06, 2006

A Safe Return was had by all

Made it home tonight, a grand time was had in Keys and sometime tomorrow we will start "Keys Weekend Review" complete with pictures, however at this time we will simply present a few Public Service Announcements.

PSA #1
Dedicated to the biatch from Michigan (I hope it wasn't Laurie) in the Cadillac who flipped me (and my whole family) off this afternoon around North Ft. Myers. The left lane is for DRIVING FAST and/or PASSING only, PLEASE do not use the left lane if you are not DRIVING FAST and/or PASSING. Welcome to Florida - now get the fuck out!

PSA #2
Politicians and/or public representatives get no special rights with respect to traffic, I really couldn't give a fuck if you are the VICE PRESIDENT. To stop traffic in two directions on a major highway to allow DICK to travel un-infucking-peded is uncalled for; even those stuck in this mess with us and voted for him agreed. I will allow them right-of-way at traffic lights and stop signs - just like a funeral - and that's it. To think of how much fuel was wasted with 10 miles of traffic idling, waiting to be allowed to move again and how much commerce was stopped in it's tracks simply waiting for the guy to maybe come through in the next 45 minutes...

The drive home could have been better...

Hope everybody had a great weekend.

6 Comments:

Blogger Green Eyes said...

Oh, the joys of driving in Florida! I feel your pain Billy. Glad you made it home safely.

9:27 AM  
Blogger MG said...

you should do PSA's more often.

Glad you made it back in one piece, will be back to view promised pics.

10:48 AM  
Blogger April said...

Welcome home, sugar.

I always drive in the left lane...but 'cause I'm the one passing everyone.

11:55 AM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

I'm anxiously awaiting your hedonistic pirate tales from The Keys!

3:35 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Yes, I am expecting to be able to view untoward acts of drunkeness and debauchery.

5:59 PM  
Anonymous bellacara said...

hi hon,

glad you are home safe!

12:33 AM  

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