Only 5 Shopping Days Left

'til my birthday.

Figured I'd give y'all some notice.

Booze, ganja, naked pics of yourself. Any and all offerings to the Captain will be accepted, don't limit yourself to the aforementioned list, use your imagination.

Friday's the day.

I always make a big deal out of my birthday, no matter how old I get. It's my day. We'll have cake and cocktails and grill out and play in the pool and who knows what else. Being as it's a celebration of all that's Billy we may even let MG have a shot. But just one. Ain't I sweet.

Now - get your ass to the mall or the liquor store already, time's a wastin'....