Friday, September 08, 2006

FuckYou! Friday

The county commission passed the tough new adult business ordinances last night. Talk of the town today. See it here. The holy rollers are happy, the folks that patronize the places aren't, radio morning shows are having a field day. I, for one, am so happy to live in a county that has titty bars and adult bookstores as it's only problem.

Our schools aren't overcrowded, our roads are in pristine condition and we never get stuck in traffic, our water and sewer systems are top notch shape and crime here is negligible. Well, except for those damn titty bars. You couldn't find a crack rock or prostitute in the county if you tried, there hasn't been a burglary in years, no killings, no nothing for these folks to do. So I guess they were right in doing this.

It's to protect property values and cut down on crime they say, to protect the people. Protect the people from what? Drive up Nebraska Avenue in Tampa, no titty bars in sight but they got drive through windows for crack and ho's. Most places have a combo special, buy two rocks and get a free hooker. These aren't classy hookers either, these are your stereotypical movie type hookers, shiny shorts, halter tops and fishnets. at 9 am. Can we fix that? Nope, we gotta fix what they can't prove to be a problem.

We've got ordinances to cover different types of crime. If the bars are promoting prostitution, there are laws that apply. Drug use? Same thing, there are existing ordinances that cover this. To punish all the business for the possible crimes of a few, and I'll admit I have seen some shady shit in a few, is just wrong. Use the laws we have, prosecute to the fullest extent of the law and shut the offenders down if necessary - I won't argue. At all.

But... the ones that operate within the existing legal framework, with no violations should not have to pay the price for the ones that don't. Hey I got an idea, those Catholics priests abuse children - Shut all the churches down. I mean c'mon people, can't we all get along for a little bit anyway? I'll let you worship the god of your choice, you let me drink a beer and watch a naked woman dance. Yeah, we both find each offensive, but hell we have to live together.

Most that read here will agree that this has gone too far, whether you take in a naked dance or two or buy toys at the adult store. Tell me that you people vote. You have to. If you don't, this is gonna happen where you live too. Register now, another election is coming up in November, let's put some tolerant people in office. Not these holier than thou types, beholden to the tight asses that elected them. The middle of the road folks are losing this battle, the laws are going to the extreme right and left - this cannot happen people. Get with it, suck it up and vote. Pretty soon someone's gonna try and take away something you're fond of - then what you gonna do?

I may have rambled, but you get my point. Be a fucking stand up citizen and vote. Next, they'll come for you.

Happy Fuck!You Friday and FUCK YOU to the Hillsborough County Commission. I can't wait to see how many of my tax dollars it's gonna take to defend this shit.


Blogger erika said...

WTF! Can't anybody have any fun anymore! What is this world coming to?

10:38 AM  
Blogger TequilaGirl said...

It sucks how they think they can rule our lives! Telling us what we can and can't do. What the fuck happened to FREEDOM of CHOICE... oh I forgot we are too stupid to think for ourselves. FUCK YOU!!!

Have a great FUCKING weekend!

10:47 AM  
Blogger Oº°‘¨t®ãg‘°ºO said...

I concur and I second that. Canada has some pretty fucky laws too. Its mostly province by province rather than federal and we get some "old boy" rules based on area attitudes. Happy FU Friday!

10:55 AM  
Blogger guttergirl said...

Have a great weekend.

11:04 AM  
Blogger AlRo said...

Fuck you Commish!!!!! *flips the bird*

Happy FUF

11:10 AM  
Blogger Green Eyes said...

K, so beer run in Pinellas County, Pirate?

11:34 AM  
Blogger Ms. M said...

Um, I think that is such bullshit I don't even know how to comment.

But, you're right Billy. EVERYONE should vote or we're going to lose some valuable rights. If people don't vote then they cannot complain about how shitty things are.

WTF is the world coming to when we let religion control our gov't? Archaic!

1:49 PM  
Blogger Softball Slut said...

I would be supremely pissed if I couldnt go to titty bars anymore. We have 2 right down the street from us "hidden" behind walls, and then like 5 or 6 in Austin. I love me titty bars. I even worked at one for 3 years. Door Girl. I swear

2:29 PM  
Blogger Memphis Steve said...

The female supremacist political lobby doesn't like titty bars, even though they themselves go there to pick up their 'partners'. It seems that men are much too happy in those places and so this, of course, is reason enough to destroy them all and recruit the strippers into government jobs attacking men 5 days a week for less money but more benefits. This is where old strippers go, to work for the feminist branch of the Government. Oh, and these are the same people who fucked up our schools. For them Fuck You Friday is everyday.

2:32 PM  
Blogger Softball Slut said...

PS When are you going to link your favorite Assistant?

2:34 PM  
Blogger Bite Me said...

Fuck them!! I like titties and I like bars, those motherfuckers! I'd say Happy Fuck You Friday, but I doubt the sun well ever shine again where you live.

3:46 PM  
Blogger CP said...

You know Rhonda Storms is just a fat, washed up porn star wannabee who is hatin' on everyone because even Ron Jeremy wouldn't fuck her.

Fuck you, Tampa! FUCK YOU!


Move to Pasco. We don't care about titties here.

Although, our girls don't have teeth...but if you can get past's all good.


6:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes... all that right wing taking more and more strenght is more than scary... but... do you think that they are better than us, than you? Do you think they are not porn consumers in their bedrooms, if not in their office? Do you think they don;t do dope?
Well, yes they do all of that... but they hide... because they think it is good only for their social class... Us??? We are little monkeys who shouldn't get anything more thn what we need to survive in exchange of some hard work for them... I know this is an exsgeration... but I'm not sure how long it will take fot it to become a reality if people stay put and don't react as they should...

11:09 PM  
Blogger Still Searching... said...

Phfft! Same thing happens in certain areas 'round here. Don't know if there's just more holy rollers around than the rest of us, or if they're just more vocal. Methinks it's the latter, which is sad.

3:53 PM  
Blogger April said...

Happy late FU Friday.

I have no words to describe how sickened I am by what is happening in today's world.

All because too few of us actually give a shit.

9:26 PM  

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