Friday, December 01, 2006

FuckYou! Friday

Holy blogshit Batman, the Pirate posted everyday this week!

How long can that last?

It's FUCKyou! Friday. This week I've got a list.

Sunday is Next Big Thing 6, the all day music fest sponsored by the local alternative music station 97X. I've gone the last two years with Sweetpea and her friends, see here for last years review and here for the official website and list of bands. Two problems this year that bring up the FuckYou! First of all, they moved it. For the first five years it's been at Coachman Park in Clearwater, an excellent location by the intracoastal, just right for an all day party... This year it's at the Amphitheater, WTF? How the hell do you expect people to sit in those hard ass plastic chairs for 12 fucking hours. Here's a special fuck you to whoever planned this from one of the folks that will probably be there.
Then, and this hurt the most, found out last night that Sweetpea isn't going with Dad!?!?! Whaddaya mean - not going with Dad. I've been looking forward to this all year, but NO, she's going with one of her friends. Daddy feels let down. So fuck her too. (okay not really, but I am disappointed)

And onward.

Fuck you to all the people on the road over the Thanksgiving Holiday who don't know how to drive on the highway. Yeah I drive 35k a year so maybe I'm a little more practiced than most but one of the first things my dad told me was if you're not passing stay in the right hand lane. SO, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP! Stay in the right hand lane, you'll not only save me aggravation you'll save everybody a lot of time as well.

Fuck you to the people that leased the office space next door, I wanted that. Now that I can finally afford it it's gone.

Fuck you to the folks that gave a job I was low bid on to the next highest bidder without calling me to ask about bonding. They said they would call me and we could work it out, then next thing I know the $86k contract is given to someone else. Note to self - look into bonding...

And finally, fuck me. I'm tired and worn out and so far behind I couldn't see my own ass with a telescope. Vacation kicked my ass and after a full week of 12 hour days I need some sleep. Maybe sooner or later I'll smarten up and realize that I can't have a full time job and my own business but it'll be another couple of months before I can give up that regualr paycheck.

But... tonight me and the boys are going out, they want to see strippers, who am I to deny that.

Have a great weekend peoples, a review of the newly relocated Next Big Thing 6 will be here on Monday and I'll let you know how sore my ass is from 12 hours of those damn plastic chairs.

Wait, one more fuck you, when I went to get the link for NBT6 to place above I saw that Blue October isn't gonna be there. C'mon people I was looking forward to them.

5 Comments:

Blogger MG said...

wow, I am so impressed w/your posting this week!

kids... can't believe she'd rather hang w/her friends than her DAD, gee.. ;)

moron drivers, fuck them all!!!!


Happy FUCK YOU Friday and have a great weekend!

9:31 AM  
Blogger guttergirl said...

Hey Billy, I am glad to see I am not the only ones with many Fuck yous to send out today!

Happy Fuck You Friday and have a great weekend

10:53 AM  
Blogger erika said...

Wow that is a lot of fuck you this Friday!

You feel better you let it out?

12:12 PM  
Blogger TequilaGirl said...

Hey billy!!!

Great Fuck yous! I totally agree with you on the dumb ass drivers that go slow in the fast lane. Get the FUCK outta my way!!! I'm pretty good at pushing them over. :)

Have a great weekend and don't forget to go to the FUF blog and let everyone know that you are up!

12:32 PM  
Blogger thru my eyes said...

Well, that was alot of people to flip off :) Feel better? I am sorry you daughter is ditching you as her date. They grow up and do that, don't they??? And it hurts but really it means you are raising her the way you are suppose to. She is suppose to grow up and away a bit. AND kids are rotten and like there friends better at a certain point!!!!
Have fun tonight with the guys and at the concert too. SweetPea will never forget all the times her daddy took her with him, I hope that is a comfort.
xo
TME

11:56 PM  

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