Thursday, December 29, 2005

Half Nekkid Thursday

Last one for 2005 folks. You should get with the program and go see Osbasso for the details, click the blue button down and to the right. Half Nekkid Thursday, it's where the cool kids hang. Join us in 2006!

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Merry Christmas to all

I want to wish a very Merry Christmas to all. May your holidays be filled with good times and cheer and relatives who don't drive you completely up the fucking wall. May Santa bring you all you asked for and just a little something extra for good measure.

Being a pirate of the world Billy also would like to wish a Happy Channukah, Kwanzaa and any other merry winter solstice celebration that you may participate in there in your neck of the woods. Remember folks this isn't a time for exclusion and religious segregation, let's all have a good time eating and doing what the season means to us; and let everyone else do the same.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Tagged again?

Looks like whoami thought she could get my goat by tagging me. She said she chose me just cause "she had a feeling I hate this shit". Ain't that sweet, she should have tagged TJ if she wanted to get real reaction.

It's not like I ran out of material with the last five weird things. So here's some more, maybe not so much habits but...

1) I took in a baby squirrel after the hurricanes last year. Had to feed him from a syringe for 4 weeks, real tough pirate huh?

2) The pirate thing? a lifelong dream to sail the caribbean and gather booty.

3) I write fiery political opinion for fun and relaxation and every piece I've ever submitted has been printed.

4) Nothing relaxes me as much though as making a big ole pile of sawdust. doesn't matter whether I'm making something like furniture or shelves or just a big ole pile of sawdust.

5) I have a harmonica in the console of my truck and sometimes I'll play the blues while stuck in traffic.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

It's Tuesday Already?

Where does the time go? One minute it's Thursday and you're snapping a half nekkid shot of yourself and next thing you know it's Tuesday and it's time for BOOBIES.

Yes, FreeBoobyTuesday is upon us again my friends and for today we have a booby montage from King Kong's girlfriend, Naomi Watts. For those that missed Celebrity Sunday, Naomi was the star over at Cycle Guy's place, check her out there too.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005


Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday. I love Tuesday.

and boobs too.

Monday, December 12, 2005

I thought it was funny.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Snakebit, or my horoscope is in retrograde...

Been having a bout of less than good luck these past few weeks, shit just keeps going south. I thought I was just snakebit; my dear friend tells me my horoscope is in retrograde. Just what does that mean anyway? The stars are against me? How can that be?

The latest bit of misfortune due to this retrograde crap involved the transmission of my beloved GMC Sierra, my baby. According to Mackey at the shop it's gonna cost a couple of grand$ to make it shift again; so my ride is getting a new transmission for Christmas. It'll be sooo happy.

For a brief, brief moment I thought well maybe Billy would get a new truck for Christmas but reality came back all too soon. This one's almost paid for and still looks like new, I take real good care of her. There was a time that I would have traded it in an instant and I thought about those days for a while and decided to count how many I have had in the years I've been driving. It's quite a list and I decided to honor them all here today, following is a list of the 21 cars/trucks I've had since turning 16 - 27 years ago. not one has ever been wrecked beyond repair, well that is till I wrote this here, I love tempting fate.

1971 Oldmobile Delta 88 - held 8 people and a cooler, great 1st car
1976 Chevy Chevette - parents thought I'd kill myself in the Olds, almost did with this one.
1961 Ford Falcon Futura - bought it for $100. sold it for $100.
1974 Plymouth Scamp - graduation present, dad bought it with a credit card
1967 Chevey Camaro - traded the Scamp for it, straight up
1974 Oldsmobile 442 - loved the swivel bucket seats
1984 Olds Cutlass - had to have a nice car for the new job
1983 Dodge pickup - needed a truck too
1986 Ford F150 XLT - hit by a drunk stripper before I ever made the 1st payment
1968 Lincoln Continental - suicide doors, loaded to the gills, another party car
1968 Ford Mustang Coupe - red, damn good looking car
1968 Ford Mustang Fastback - blue, damn fast car
1987 Dodge mini Ram cargo van - filled the need
1974 Ford Mustang II - not a real Mustang but I got a deal
1993 Ford Ranger - had to replace the cargo van on a budget
1993 Ford Mustang 5.0 GT - by far my nicest Mustang
1995 Plymouth Grand Voyager - kids, need I say more?
1997 Chevy Venture mini van - damn kids
1991 Chevy Silverado - play truck
2000 GMC Sierra - fucking transmission
1995 Chrysler LeBaron Convertible - for fun and the kid learning to drive
and you can add a 1974 Honda Elsinor trail bike, a 1983 Yamaha Maxim 650 and a 1997 Honda Shadow ACE 1100. I ride the 1100 now.

I was told regarding my transmission that's what I get for buying American; I just realized that except for the motorcycles, all my vehicles have been American made. I guess $2k for a transmission is better than $7,500, eh, BC.,

21 vehicles and 3 motorcycles in 27 years, I guess you could say I have a love affair with the automobile. The Sierra is the longest I have ever had one vehicle, just over 4 years; but I have the bike and the convertible to keep things fresh...

I really hope my truck likes it's new transmission, now what do I want for Christmas?

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Classic leading man test

Came across this while visiting over at Still Searching's place.

Cary Grant
You scored 16% Tough, 19% Roguish, 33% Friendly, and 33% Charming!

You are the epitome of charm and style, the smooth operator who steals
the show with your sophisticated wit, quiet confidence and flirty sense
of humor. You are able to catch any woman you want just by flashing
that disarming smile, even if you're flashing it at a kindly aunt or
engaging child at the time. When you walk into a room, women are
instantly intrigued and even the men are impressed, but you're too nice
a guy to steal anyone else's girl...unless the guy deserves it. You're
stylish, yes, but you can also be a little bit nutty. However, you're
primarily seen as dashing, suave and romantic. Your co-stars include
Katharine Hepburn, Audrey Hepburn, and Grace Kelly, stylish women with
a sense of fun.

Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the
Classic Dames Test.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 25% on Tough
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You scored higher than 55% on Roguish
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You scored higher than 59% on Friendly
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You scored higher than 58% on Charming
Link: The Classic Leading Man Test written by gidgetgoes on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

any help with formatting this stuff would be appreciated, having problems making things line up

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

It's Tuueessdaaayyy!

That almost sounds like the old pizza commercial; putting the
fun back in Tuesday.But no we're not pushing pizzas here folks,
at Brazen Billys Tuesdays means Boobs.

It's FreeBoobyTuesday! Now for this weeks selection -

Monday, December 05, 2005


Yesterday I had a date with my eldest daughter. Next Big Thing 5, the all day rock show put on the the local alternative rock station 97X. For me it was 13 hours, 11 bands, 7 beers and a headache, but it was a good time.

The lineup included a few local bands and some big acts; Rise Against, Story of the Year, Trapt, My Chemical Romance and Staind were among the groups playing. I saw the daughter and her friend in the crowd a few times during the morning hours but had completely lost track of her by 1:30. I called her cell to tell her it was time to check in with Dad and was told that she was up front, on the fence with nothing between her and the stage and she wasn't moving anytime soon. OK, I couldn't argue with that.

About 5 hours passed and despite repeated calls to her cell there was no response. I was sitting with a woman, there with her kids also, who seemed more concerned than I that I had not heard from my girl. After a while she left our bench with her son and I decided to go look for my Sweetpea. Armed with my superior salesmanship skills and an ability to blend into the background I managed to work my way backstage, where I watched a superb performance from Trapt. While there I was able to scan the crowd at the rail up front; lo and behold there was my girl, front and center - one die hard mother fucking rocker she is - I am so proud..

There is an alley of sorts between the crowd and the stage where event staff can pull crowd surfers off the top and allow them to walk out safely. I made nice with a policeman and he let me walk down said alley. I reached my daughter and her friend and they simply freaked out, both screaming how did you get back there? I only told her that I had connections and that if she would have answered her cell she could have been there too. Dad, the man, the myth. the legend - I love keeping my kids guessing.

It was a beautiful day for a show, mid 70's, clear and sunny. The site was on the intercoastal waterway which made it even more beautiful. We arrived at 10 am and finally left a little after 9 at night. Good thing too cause Dad was severly buzzed by 2 and needed the time to sober up for the ride home. My favorite acts were Trapt and Staind - Staind fucking rocked. My Chem was good but I had seen them before.