Sunday, April 30, 2006

Musta done something right.

After being the heavy and making the girls clean their rooms (heaven forbid) and vacuum and dust the house (ain't I cruel), I took the girls to Hollywood Video to get some movies last night.

With all the choices they had, and you know there are tons - we left with 3, I chose Fantastic 4, only because The Ice Harvest was all out. The girls, go figure, picked out these two.

Just goes to show that kids these days can apprectiate the classics if you raise them right. We watched Rocky Horror last night and this morning is an early screening of the Holy Grail. Sweetpea thinks they show Rocky Horror at midnight at Channelside, I told her if she can find it somewhere I'd take her and her sister to see it. I figure if they can appreciate that movie at home on the TV they'd love it at the theater when there is audience partitipation.

So, am I a positive influence on these two or do I just expose them to the stranger things in life?

Thursday, April 27, 2006

HNT - I love the 90s

A special edition of HNT today, Billy and lil Sweetpea, one of my favorite pics. The reason? Believe it or not, last night we went and picked out her class ring... Class of 2008, where have the years gone?

Whilst ye be here, direct ye eyes to the entry below and add ye vote to the tally, what kind of pirate be Brazen Billy. The ships crew appreciates your support.

And don't forget, join the HNT madness and all the cool kids by clicking on the blue button over there on the right.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Garrrr Mateys

This be the time ole Billy finally finds out what kind of Pirate he actually be.

Avast me hardies follow the link and help me find me pirate rating.

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Making Tuesdays Fun

Hell yeah, it's Tuesday again! And you know what that means, I may not post regularly but I'd like to think I can be counted on at least one day a week. FreeBoobyTuesday!

It appeared as if we were gonna have a special blogger edition of FBT this week but due to unfortunate circumstances the photo never came through. We're still holding out hope for next week though. A special sidenote, if any of my other readers want to be the star of the show, go for it, anonymity is guaranteed, I can keep a secret. Just sayin.

I love me some boobies and I love me a redhead and this week it's all together...

And so, with no further adieu, it's FREEBOOBYTUESDAY!

Thursday, April 20, 2006


Tammy's been cutting my hair for a little over a year now, there's been some trust develop along the way. Tuesday she said she had a vision... I asked her what it was and she just said a vision, she wanted to do something different. As always, she said, I'd still be sexy.

With the aforementioned trust in mind I told her to go for it. Little did I know. Now, I just get haircuts, nothing special, for a decade my wife shaved my head, with a # 2 clipper, in the garage. Matter of fact Tammy was the first person to touch my hair in years. When she got out the blow dryer I became suspicious, when she painted some white shit on some foil I became scared. When she wiped it on my head and put me under the dryer I became somewhat indignant.

When I came out of the dryer I had highlites... WTF? I didn't ask for this. Sweetpea, the eldest, had a kuniption when she saw me; the youngest had no opinion. The wife thinks it's sexy and hot, so I guess I'll keep it for a while.

Kinda hard to see in the picture, but they're there. Yeah, Billy's effin cool now, huh?

Happy HNT, click the blue button to the right and play with the cool kids.

Oh yeah, comment on the high hair line and you'll be walking the damn plank -don't say you haven't been warned.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006


Stace kicked my ass this afternoon, I hadn't posted any boobies yet today and that's all she has to look forward to on Tuesdays. She should just visit me instead. OK, so I didn't shop for really nice ones this week and CP's gonna kick my ass again although last weeks post passed her inspection. Hopefully after her knee surgery and with all her meds she may not notice...

Anyway, it's BOOOOBY time.

Have a great Tuesday!

Friday, April 14, 2006

See why I worry....

MG had disappeared for a couple of days and I had left her a comment wondering where she went. Turns out she had a death in the family, sorry, but I knew she had been in Florida.

When she returned she mentioned that I had asked about her and that I probably thought she had been eaten by an alligator. Funny, but could be true.

Just look at the size of this one.... caught in the last couple of days over between Orlando and the east coast.

Little MG wouldn't even be a snack for that bad boy.

Glad to know you're safe

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Only two left

Here ya go Erika, better get it quick,


The crowd was starting to get ugly.

So I took a picture.

Here ya go!

Green Eyes, April, Erika this AA's for you.

Play with the cool kids, click the blue button on your right.
No, your other right.


Wednesday, April 12, 2006


I really can't do much else about these asswipes except publish the truth, cuz otherwise it may be considered slander eh?

Well then, let me tell it like it is. CINGULAR SUCKS ASS! I ended up with Cingular via default, I was an age old AT&T customer who got "migrated", some fancy industry term for you got moved to over to our service cause we bought yours. AT&T didn't suck ass, not like CINGULAR SUCKS ASS! but I managed to survive their service for many years and mainly without complaint. Yeah, sure, I dropped a call here and there but for the most part AT&T was okay.

However, when I "migrated" I discovered CINGULAR SUCK ASS! The funniest part about it is that their customer service department knows CINGULAR SUCKS ASS!, but there's not a whole lot they can do about it. Once would assume that the sales personel knows CINGULAR SUCKS ASS! but why would they admit it???

The customer service personel know that they are servicing a shitty product, they all but admit it, guess they want to keep their jobs. Raising the bar my ass, they have to raise it so they don't keep knocking their fucking heads into it. No, wait, that would imply intelligence, they raise it because they couldn't lower it any further... These folks did everything imaginable to make my phone and service work, guess what? it didn't. Which is why I say, CINGULAR SUCKS ASS!, first it's the integration with the AT&T system that causing the problems, then it's the damned hurricanes, then it's the, well, actually I forgot their last excuse, but it was shit too. Because, say it with me, CINGULAR SUCKS ASS!

After 11 months of dropped calls, missing text messages and billing fraud along with a more than lengthy complaint file I finally drop kicked these useless muthers through the goal post of bad cellular service. I finally decided to take it in the shorts, no not in a good way, and suck up the early termination fee and lose these silly bastards. Beacuse, yes, that's right, CINGULAR SUCKS ASS!

But wait, they're not done yet... I called customer service the night before I cancelled them and went with another carrier to find out exactly how far their hand would be up my ass for the "early cancellation fee" and was told a number. When I received my final bill, yeah, that's right, it was significantly higher. Not only does CINGULAR cell service SUCK ASS!, their math skills need work too, seems they cannot multiply a fixed monthly amount by the number of months remaining on a contract. While on the phone with the lady to discuss the amount in question, I mentioned again, that CINGULAR SUCKS (didn't say ass, I'm polite on the phone) and she said that "well, we're gonna get better". To which I say WHEN? not that it matters anymore. Since I changed providers the only calls I drop are because I have yet to master my fancy new phone.

Yeah, I got a fancy new phone, it's cool as hell, and ya know what? My service is great too, no, it's fantastic, no, it's supercalifragilistictabulous(?) as compared to Cingular. Which only goes to prove, CINGULAR SUCKS ASS! And it's cheaper too. Imagine that.

So, take a tip from your favorite pirate and DO NOT ever use these asswipes for cellular service, even if they're giving it to you for free. Cause you'd still lose, somehow, someway, you'd still lose. And we know why that is right - you got it - CINGULAR SUCKS ASS!

Go to yahoo and do a search for CINGULAR SUCKS ASS! if you even begin to doubt ole Billy, people have websites dedicated to spreading the gospel that CINGULAR SUCKS ASS!

Tuesday, April 11, 2006


Yeah, I know, CP's gonna beat my pirate ass... I was supposed to find the boobs of her dreams and post'em for FBT. Didn't happen. Never got to it. "note to self" spend more time online looking for porn. BUT, then again, somehow just knowing that the beating's gonna come is exiting me a little bit - go figure... maybe I been hanging with Fab too long.

Anywho, we had another little party here. Big blow out celebration of Mr. Fab's Sexiest Male Blogger title. Corn syrup, boll weevils, skittles and lemurs, we indeed had it all. Best part was Fab performing oral on all the folks that voted for him. Next time I'll bet he's not such a whore for votes, a point of parlimentary procedure was enforced and not only did he have to blow me for my vote, he had to blow me for each and every one of my votes. Fucking rules, I should have been able to vote more than once a day - he'd still be here...

I digress.

We had a topless bartender here for the soiree, making good use of leftover campaign funds (thanks Pissy) and that's where we get to BOOBIES. Not that they were the only ones mind you, there was pairs everywhere to say the least, seems that these blogger chicks really have a difficult time keeping their shirts on. Bless their hearts, and the tequila. Between that and the table dancing I was probably violating a hundred zoning laws, luckily the neighbors had a good time too.

I'm wandering again...

Boobies, yes, boobies, that's it.

Oh yeah, the bartender, that's what I was talking about. More accurately her boobies anyway. So, before I get off topic again, guess what? It's FREEBOOBYTUESDAY!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Half Nekkid Thursday!

How bout a fully naked chin? For most of my adult life, and I mean 23 1/2 of the last 25 years I have had some style of facial hair. Whether it was a full beard or a goatee, there's been hair on my face. It actually hasn't seen the light of the sun for about 2 months shy of 17 years, my kids had never seen me without hair on my face - until Saturday.

For reasons as yet to be determined, perhaps a simple wild hair maybe, I decided to shave it off. The oldest hasn't rendered an opinion, the youngest says I need to grow it back post haste, and the wife, well, she seems to like it. I know it makes kissing a whole new adventure, kinda weird, but it's kinda nice.

So, here you go, Billy's whole naked chin, seen for the first time in 17 years. Click on the blue button and go see Obsasso to play HNT with the cool kids.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006


Still looking for the boobs that CP wanted, I swear, I'll find them, eventually. However, FreeBoobyTuesday must still go on.

We had some crowds here last week, first on Wednesday for the inaguaral pool party and since we had so much fun with that we decided to have another for April's birthday on Saturday. So many bloggers, so little clothing, as suits were optional. This pic was from Wednesday's bash, sorry, can't tell you who it is, you'll just have to show up next time and find out for yourself.

FreeBoobyTuesday is in da house!

Saturday, April 01, 2006


Today is April's Birthday, and not I'm not talking the month of April, even though it's April 1st. I'm talking about my pal April from over at Where the Hell am I. She's a little sweetiepie from the backwoods of South Carolina who keeps me occupied when I'm trying my best to avoid working.

So everybody please help me wish her a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
She's been looking for a little physical companionship to ease her frustrations but since we can't get there, we can offer her a cake to perhaps increase them.
April you get the first piece, um, what do you want? *smirk*

And you'll probably need something to wash that down, eh?

She was looking for another pool party to celebrate her birthday. We can do that for her can't we folks? Everybody come on in, have a cocktail and have a great time.

Hoping you enjoy your day April from your favorite pirate!